June 2013
I Was Going to Reblog That Post Until I Saw Who Wrote It, The Musical.
I Wish Someone Else Would Make That Point Because Oh My God I Loathe You: The Memoir
I’d Follow You But You Reblog Regularly From Someone I Hate, The Novel
Why Would You Talk to That Awful Person, I Thought You Were Quality: an Interpretive Dance
The more I hear about Star Trek: into darkness, the more I want to go watch TOS.
If You’re Laughing at Kanye West, the Joke’s on You
The media is freaking out about an interview with Kanye West that theNew York Times ran yesterday. West always gives good copy, and predictably enough, he obliged the NYT by saying lots of…
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I keep deciding to get an undercut/under shave and then talking myself out of it
bc I am a fat girl who’s had long hair for ten years what if it doesn’t look good with my face what if I don’t like it what if this new hairdresser is terrible etc. I almost went and got it done yesterday but….
help me make a clear decision one way or the other?
I am 100% more tolerant of shameless cheesecake fanservice when the story in question contains no dudes
if you don’t like nicki minaj then you should probably go see your doctor because you are in need of a serious attitude adjustment
Granted the title of this post does not sound too enthralling, but trust us when we say seeing The Kingslayer in a slightly less villainous role may well be just what the maester ordered! Widely kn…
Swapping his medieval attire for some ancient robes? Yes please!
NO PLEASE
no, how about just NO, NOW.
this just hurt me in so many melanated places and third eye gland nerves from floating in a sea of whitewashing bullshit.
sign this petition to stop the mayhem
THE FUCK YOU SAY?
So let me get this fucking straight.
Blond haired white male is totally fucking okay to play HORUS, a fucking GOD OF KEMET, WHICH LITERALLY MEANS ‘THE BLACK LAND’
But we still can’t get people of color to play anything other than fucking slaves and maids?
We can’t even fucking play OUR OWN GODS?
All of y’all bitches who complained about Heimdall being Black better not ever say anything ever again. All of y’all bitches who complain about possible Black people playing a white character better not say shit.
I just signed it. It only takes 30 seconds! Currently only need 125 signatures to reach the goal! We can do this Tumblr
Wait, let me guess, they couldn’t find any black or brown actors for this part? Not a one. AT ALL. Well, there goes the suspension of disbelief and historical accuracy. SMDH.
the real objection I have to all these marriage law fics in hp fandom is that they all seem to be about the new mr and mrs snape (or sometimes the newly minted mr and mrs malfoy) and their wild sex life, and none of them seem to be about the newly minted mrs and mr granger and their adorkable roomies life (including reporters aggressively questioning mr granger on how it feels to be the trophy husband of a famous politician)
somebody fix this plz
If you ever feel like you’re caught in a horror movie, DO NOT listen to your white friend.
jeff davis attended the joss whedon school of critical fauxfeminist thought and double-majored in whiteness.
#phd in male entitlement #special focus on using violence against women for drama and shock value (via demonrevolutionary)
so i just sat down and outlined the whole lydia-resurrects-laura fic
(hell yeah i’m still working on it, season three or no season three)
gosh, why didn’t anyone tell me outlining was just wordvomiting onto a page? i would have gotten so much more longfic written years ago
I wonder if I could find someone who’s actually in x-men fandom who would be willing to write a crossover between Wolverine and Kate Beaton’s Canadian Stereotype comics
none of teen wolf would have happened if peter wasn’t a power hungry dick and murdered his niece and then left her body in pieces.
do you ever just look at a thing and go ‘…not enough lesbians’
OKAY
so i’m working on a thing and i happened to glance at my screen and see this
this basically confirms my naya!lydia and solidifies scott x lydia otp
GOD I hate the “what if she was your mother/daughter/sister” argument because FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK WOMEN DONT MATTER UNLESS THEY CAN BE RELATED BACK TO MEN
Okay i’m a feminist right but some feminists get pissed off over such minor things. It’s just…
Ohhh give it a rest. Just because a man can associate with his mother, sister and girlfriend it doesn’t mean that they “belong” to them. I get where you’re coming from but that is such a minor thing to get pissed off when there are plenty of other reasons to hate men so no I will not get off your post you dafty.
Lmao b y e you are too simple to argue with.
also notice that they never say ‘friend’
there’s a reason for that
now i need a post-snk fic where they are like living in the outside world and shit and Armin is like a highly respected scholar and Mikasa is like, idk a pro-athlete or famous inventor and teacher of a new form of martial arts
and basically they switch off taking Eren to work every day because…
YES PLEASE this is actually everything I want out of this series
my hobby: going on the ‘relena peacecraft’ tag and blocking everyone who posts relena hate
*breaks into your house and holds you at wandpoint* so I heard u were talking shit about Narcissa Malfoy
*breaks into your house and slams your head against the counter* I heard you were slut-shaming Lydia Martin (⊙‿⊙✿)
The idea that Ed is Winry’s most important person but Winry will never be Ed’s most important person haunts me at night and causes me to weep.
….
except that’s not true
well okay it’s true for 2003 but you tagged this brotherhood so you’re clearly not talking about…
also I’m p. sure Ed would be super furious at just the idea of choosing one Most Important Person
I mean Ed’s entire plotline is being told he has to choose between a) getting his brother’s body back and b) not sacrificing anyone
and Ed going FUCK YOU IT’S BOTH I’M TAKING BOTH SO THERE
undercuts are super cute on other people and I want to get one but I don’t know if they’d look good on me
*looks at dash*
*looks at posts about Lydia and Scott and Melissa on said dash*
dammit i’m gonna have to watch s3 now aren’t i
apparently one of my friends gets asked so much at her gym why she’s not dating her best guy friend that they’ve taken to saying they’re half-siblings
I feel this should become a common trope in wacky domestic fic
apparently one of my friends gets asked so much at her gym why she’s not dating her best guy friend that they’ve taken to saying they’re half-siblings
I feel this should become a common trope in wacky domestic fic
how much is it worth paying for Oscar (Rose of Versailles) eyeliner?
I need an honest answer here
how much is it worth paying for Oscar (Rose of Versailles) eyeliner?
I need an honest answer here
Ugh, all these fangirls pretending to be REAL Hannibal fans. I bet you’ve never even eaten a person
so should I watch s3 for Lydia or should I go back to writing my Laura/Lydia fic and aggressively ignoring american television as a whole
?
i texted scott four days ago to see if he wanted to hang out
he hasn’t replied back yet
but i’m confident that today could be that day
