holy god… please be a new sub with a fetish for high school lacrosse coaches. weren’t we supposed to be getting an art teacher? maybe she’ll be better at her job than barb. god knows we don’t need any more kids huffing paint thinner. no, wait, she’s sitting next to — shit, she’s a student, isn’t she? damn it!
ok now I want the fic where everyone mistakes Allison for a teacher and has a super-inappropriate crush on her
(and then Scott and/or Lydia have a class with her and are like FUCK YEAH I’VE GOT A CHANCE)
i want her to eat Derek alive